Archive | April, 2011

The 1988 Top Forty- Girls on Top.

14 Apr

Girls on Top!

Best NOW ever. Maybe.

There are few summers as hot and as fuelled by Pop as those very few, special ones from years gone by. One such summer I remember was 1995, the other was 1988.

I’ll come back to 1995 another day as discussion of 1988 complements my current penchant for ‘80s memories very nicely, thank you very much. The hits of the late ‘80s had a refreshingly sunny disposition about them. On further thought, I have to admit some of them seem more vacant and uncreative than anything released in the early part of that decade. Most of them seemed to feature horrible tinny drum machines. Not to mention plenty of film samples of people shouting “Aye-Yeahhh!!!” and “This is a journey into sound…S-s-s-s-terophonic sound!”

After 18 months certain trends can really get on your wick, I can tell you.

The late 80s TOTP logo- an assault on the eyes.

I always think of 1988 being the year when the single started to die. By the end of 1989 New Kids on the block managed a number one hit on the least copies since the chart began. In 1991 Iron Maiden made another dubious record by spending the last weeks on the chart with a number one single. But then again, that was due to Maiden’s  loyal (but finite) fan base pushing them up there in the first place, creating the 5 week chart wonder that was Bring your daughter (to the slaughter).

But in 1988 the single still ruled, but the signs were there that big changes were afoot. The bands that had held the charts in their grip had let go by then. The boys were struggling. Duran Duran did have a top twenty album and single later that year, but it felt like an anomaly that already had the feeling of a first revival. A-ha, who had been massive from ’85-‘87, were producing sub-standard cheese like Touchy. Wham! had disbanded in 1986 and by ’88 George Michael was making records that were probably more worthy but generally not as fun. Speaking of Iron Maiden, they scored one of their biggest hits in 1988 (Can I play with madness), followed by two more top ten hits. They were like a ridiculous Dungeons & Dragons soundtrack, and that’s no insult. They were loud, bombastic fun, and its brilliant that a piece of heavy metal brilliance could share chart space with Brother Beyond…if you don’t remember them, for your own good, don’t try too hard. Please, don’t!

If you remember 88, youll remember being sick of the sight of these two.

The big difference about the charts in 1988 was that they were overrun with teenage girls. Remember them? In the absence of Madonna (in her first full year of chart sabattical) the kids took over- Neighbours era Kylie, Vanessa Paradis, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, to be followed by Sonia the next year. Also, Bananarama were having a reversal of fortune, Patsy Kensit was in the top ten with her ‘band’ Eighth Wonder, and Sinitta was still around. This was the time of contrived, conveyer belt pop. You always have that to a degree, but The X-Factor has nothing on these guys. The main ingredients were pretty girls and catchy tunes, with the difference in ’88 being that few of the girls were over the age of 20. There were exceptions of course. Belinda Carlisle was a lot older, and a lot sexier, had better tunes than most, and in the absence of Madonna had very little competition in the woman stakes (even Carol Decker’s band T’pau struggled chartwise in ’88). Also, Tracey and Melissa from Voice of the Beehive were both in their 20s, and fronting a real band with real intruments and  displaying influences that suggested they might actually have a record collection at home. Infact being blonde and in front of several blokes with guitars was a sure fire way to get into the charts in ’88, if you were not a teenage pop puppet. Think of the Blondie template and you get the idea. Enter Transvision Vamp (with the gobby Wendy James), The Primitives and The Darling Buds (probably in that order of chart success). At any other time they would have struggled to have made a dent anywhere but the Indie charts and the NME, so this was a welcome change. Wendy James’ very public spats with Kylie Minogue livened up many a page of the teen music press that year. What was a bonus is that the three bands actually made good jingly jangly indie pop, with the exception of Transvision Vamp, who had pretentions of being a bit punk. They couldn’t pull it off though; they were as in it for the chart positions as anyone else and this wasn’t 1977, so saying you loved The Sex Pistols and The Clash meant little to the average 14 year old. But a year after The Smiths disbanded, the charts still needed some creative substance. Thankfully, Morrissey’s first few solo hits kept the fans from lamenting the band’s loss too much. NME said Suedehead was the best No.1 of 1988 that never was (in the event it made No.5, higher than any Smiths single). Eitherway, it found its way onto the playlist of discos at universities and polytechnics across the land.

Pop masquarading as punk, but it was great.

Morrissey gets used to being a bona fide top ten pop star.

Also, as far as discussion of girls was concerned, we can count Bros and Big Fun in there as well, as they certainly sang like girls. Rick Astley, on the other hand, had a deep voice, so I suppose we be sure he was all Man, even if his material was still sugary pap. The factory producing this sweet, aural toffee was that of Stock, Aitken and Waterman, who produced much of the hit quotient that year. From 1987-89 it was like SAW were the milk chocolate covering the nougat filling of the top 40. Something over sweet like that, anyway.

Rick Astley and Derek B (remember him?!)

But niave looking pretty girls and boys were not the only thing going on at the time. There was also Sabrina, who certainly wasn’t niave and had a huge gravity defeying bosum that put the Smash Hits centrefold in danger of looking like underage porn. But I digress! 1988 is also often referred to as “The second Summer of Love”. For those completely ignorant of pop culture, this is a reference to 1967 when certain people took to wearing flowers in their hair, getting into Indian music and wearing kaftans. Some of them actually enjoyed doing this. I read that somewhere.

Those bring back memories.

Anyway, the connection between the two years was illicit drugs, albeit two notably different substances. To a then 14 year old, none of this would impact (personally) for another two or three years. But the seeds of the early ‘90s dance music scene were sown in the late ‘80s; and the drug known as ‘E’ became as synonymous with it as LSD had been with the hippies of the ‘60s.

In some ways the late ‘80s seem more synthetic than anything from the first half of the decade, and no drug ever seemed so synthetic than “E”. Yet for all this talk of drugs and the club scene, the change in the charts was more subtle. Foam parties may have been going on in Manchester but for most the city was the same as ever. But underground, beneath the SAW chocolate factory, a new revolution was starting and the heat of “Acid house” slowly began to melt their chart domination. By 1991 dance music normally heard in the clubs was rife in the charts, and SAW’s grip on the top ten had ended. Things had come a long way since the emergence of House music in the mid ‘80s.

Fac 51 Hacienda- a good night out in 88, but not if you were 14. I might have got in otherwise.

In the charts, during the summer of 1988, there were several hints of this sun soaked hedonism going on in Ibiza. Mark Moore’s S-Express scored a no.1 with The theme from… which was full of retrospective leanings. This marked the first sign that the 1970s were going to be troubling us again, but was quite welcome for my generation. Nostalgia sells. Bill Drummond’s outfit, which would soon become The KLF, materialised (pun intended) as The Timelords, who blatantly sampled the Doctor Who theme tune and got it to No.1. Ironic, as at the time the actual TV series couldn’t even get arrested. D-Mob and Salt n’ Pepa also were making ridiculous noises in a slightly fashionable way, but by the autumn even the rappers were back to being fairly uncontrovertial, for a while at least. The Wee papa girl rappers were certainly not Public Enemy. A new mainstream hope did appear though, in the shape of the wonderful Neneh Cherry.


I don’t really have a point to reminising about 1988, apart from to say the memories are fairly vivid and so was the music. Most of the chart fodder was so cheesy, I’m surprised the NOW compilation covers don’t have holes in them.

Yet most of it is quite charming and always cheery. But most of it would drive you insane if you had to endure it, Chinese water torture style. Still, it’s a time when pop had found a magic formula and felt no reason to cast any other spell. So what if they all sounded the same? When the boys had been relugated to second place, it was the girls that were on top.

I think a lot of people quite liked that.

Before Liam, before "Holby City" and "Emmerdale"...she was on my wall.

起死回生 (kishi kaisei) – “Wake from death and return to life”.

6 Apr

Nuclear power has had a controversy attached to it since its earliest days, and this is fuelled by the often public perception that an accident at a nuclear power station is equivalent to dropping a nuclear bomb on a nation. It isn’t, but that’s not to say things couldn’t be as destructive in an invisible way. Radiation is a silent killer, and the lack of understanding by the general public fuels (no pun intended) the misconceptions. I know relatively little about the process of nuclear fusion, but perhaps that awareness of how little I know is the incentive to become fully aware.

What’s been horribly captivating recently is the triple whammy Japan suffered, and the magnificent resiliance human beings can show when against such odds. First an earthquake, second a tsunami, and third a nuclear accident. Obviously the latter two were caused by the earthquake, which has now become the most documented earthquake in history. The findings from this increased study may benefit us all, but with regard to the Fukashima nuclear power station, I’m not sure having nuclear power on an island like Japan is ever going to be as safe as, say, in Britain. The British Isles may well be an island nation, and therefore any station isn’t going to be far from the sea, but then again the UK is extremely unlikely to suffer an earthquake of Japanese magnitude, let alone a tsunami. It makes practical sense to build a nuclear power station next to water, incidentally, so you have plenty of liquid for cooling purposes. However, in Japan, no coastline is going to be very far from the so called Pacific ‘Ring of fire’. Japan is near the joining of several tectonic plates, and if you put your faith in nuclear power, you do so in full knowledge of risks outside of the power plant. Nature can often throw a huge spanner into the works, or to be precise, the earth opening up, followed by a wall of ocean.

Japan’s relationship with the nuclear dream fascinates me because the island has such a fraut history with radiation and nuclear fall-out. The Horoshima and Negasaki bombs remain the only nuclear devices deliberately dropped on a nation, and don’t we all hope that remains the case. Yet the Japanese creative media almost gloried in the destructive possibility of the atom. The far -fetched possibilities of the atomic age could be seen in the likes of Godzilla and the more destructive of the Manga plots. Imagination can take one’s mind from the reality, which can be a comforting thing if you don’t go there all the time. Easier to be more comfortable with the dark side of the atom if it means we get the entertainment of a forty story tall Iguana wrestling with a giant moth in the streets of Tokyo.

The rebuilding of the nation after the 11th March 2011 earthquake and tsunami will take time, and hearts and minds go out to those affected by the disaster. But as their long history of individuality can testify, the Japanese can be nothing but surprising. In custom, creed, creative styles and sartorical expression, they remain an island of great fascination to the West. They lead the way in technological advancement, while having a legacy ofen untouched by the rest of the world. Japan has survived before, with or without help.  In triumphing over adversity we may yet see another example of a very human story, done in a very Japanese way.